Why I’ll always have work
It’s true… for some reason, here in Spain, people share a common trait which has guaranteed, and continues to do so… that I will always have a job.
I’ll give you a hint: Among other things, I’m an English teacher.
The common trait (you might be asking yourself)?
El sentido del ridículo
This may work against me (if you were to adhere to my words, English may commence to open doors for you instead of creating barriers… meaning that I would eventually be out of a job), but I am going to share a personal anecdote with you.
I am from the outskirts of a small city, rural Canada. For some reason I had always wanted to come to Spain. Of course, my parents said “no”. I started asking and stating my intentions when I was around 11 years old. By the time I was 13 or 14 – they were fed up with my petitions, and told me, ok… as long as you pay for it, you can go. So… I worked however I could (mostly baby-sitting and odd jobs). At 15 I started my own company – so to say. I had a lot of help, but, it still was a big deal. The youth job co-op. It worked! I came to Spain for the first time when I was 16 on a student exchange.
The story doesn’t stop there. Before I arrived – I thought to myself. “How can I decide that I want to move to Spain for the rest of my life if I haven’t seen the rest of the world?”. So – I devised a plan to study in Germany for a year. This was actually more difficult than what it seemed. One thing was to study in Spain for three months – quite another to finance a year of studies in Germany. So what did I do? I did my research – and created a scholarship. I went door to door to the local businesses, pitched my speech at the local Rotary Club – did whatever I could (at 15 – 16 years of age), created interest, and got the local club involved. Simple, right? WRONG… once they became involved, they had to do things the “right” way… so, after all of that previous work – I had to compete to get accepted into the program! UFFFFFF. What more, the decision was made at a higher level – not in my city. I had to prove that I had been studying German for three years (which I had not) – have good grades, etc. Well – in the end – I got in. Once I had been accepted, they told me, it was to go to Brasil, not Germany. Only at the last minute (a week before departure) did I find out that yes, after all, I could go to Germany.
So—all those years of saving, creating a business, creating a scholarship, etc. etc. etc. Do you know what happened?
I got to Germany – and everybody there, I mean, everybody who I encountered – wanted to practice their English with me!
I couldn’t believe it. Yah – right. My response was simple, and quite obvious: “YOU go to Canada to learn English – I’m here to learn German.”. I had gone through all of that effort to get to where I was, all those extra hours, sleepless nights, dreams and hopes – to come and help you with your English? No way was I going to let this opportunity escape.
Moral of the story:
Does this sound familiar? I mean – the way I see it – any person with a professional career – especially here in Spain (with all that we have been through over the past x years) – has put so much into their careers- Studies, overtime, personal sacrifices, family sacrifices, etc. Are you really willing to give that up because you have “un sentido del ridículo”? Now – THAT is ridiculous.
So – please – get over it. English should be an OPEN door – not a barrier. Don’t risk all of your efforts over some contagious mentality that doesn’t even fit in with what the world thinks of the Spaniards anyways. But that is a topic for a different day.
TIDBITS from me to you –
Elf on the shelf – really???
One tradition that came about while I was already living in Spain – and never fully understood.- THE ELF ON THE SHELF? Can anybody explain that to me? How in the world could that tradition even begin?? eeks.
All of a sudden I started seeing all of these pictures on my friends facebook profiles – of these little spies that they invited into their homes! The message to the kids – beware, eyes are upon you. I thought that this was just horrible… like having an official tattle tale. Well – after doing a bit of investigation, it’s not sooooo bad.
Most people use it in a fun, comical way, and now I’ve come to see it as a way of having more fun – a less commercial part of Christmas.
My question for you:
What are your thoughts on the topic? Would you use one? Do you have any elves in your house?
Some Christmas traditions – explained
Have you ever wondered why certain traditions are followed during the Christmas season? Of course, everyone probably knows the typical cultural differences (Santa and the legend behind him, for example), and the Three Wise Men. They don’t visit every country, however. There are many traditions that aren’t necessarily followed here in Spain, or at least, not to the “T” (an expression which means – not exactly the same way).
- Why we celebrate Christmas on December 25th.
- Why we bake Christmas cookies
- Why we put up a Christmas tree
- Why we put lights on the Christmas tree
- Why we build snowmen
- Why we drink eggnog
- Why we leave milk and cookies for Santa
- Why we kiss under the mistletoe
- Why we sing Christmas carols
- Why we hang stockings
Are you familiar with The Readers Digest? This in itself is a cultural difference worth noting. Any normal household (at least when and where I grew up – in Canada) would have one. It’s a small, thick magazine, with a wide variety of articles of interest – to basically anybody. I highly recommend reading any of their articles – anytime – to contribute to your language learning. It is simple, direct and natural language.
Link to original article in the Readers Digest.
My question(s) to you:
- Have you ever tried eggnog?
- Do you personally do any Christmas baking?
- Do you set out Christmas stockings?
- What is your favourite Spanish tradition?
- Can you list traditions here in Spain, not mentioned in the article?
- Can you explain how they came to be?
so – you know the deal – let’s see the comments!
Sustainable Development Goals, David Attenborough speaks out and up for Climate Change
After speaking with some of our students in the economic sector, it was brought to my attention that a topic of interest is the SUSTAINABLE DEVELOPMENT GOALS set out by the UN. Although Number 1 is to end poverty, this week has been an interesting week for climate change, as none other than Sir David Attenborough spoke on the behalf of the people at United Nations Climate Change Conference (COP24) in Katowice, Poland.
There is an ACT NOW bot, set up through Facebook, with active suggestions for participants on how they can help out. Find it in the link below.
Click here for the article from the UN (links to bot, video, original source).
This is quite a controversial topic in some circles. There are quite a few sceptics, official sceptics. It is an excellent source of information for language learners, as you may select levels and or topics. Follow this link to view how each of the 200 arguments is debunked.
My question for you:
- What would your answer be to any of the sceptic comments? My favourite is number 9: It hasn’t warmed since 1998. Is that even a question?
- Can individuals really do anything useful to help influence the future of our world insofar as climate change? Comment on it!
Brexit – explained
Brexit is an oncoming reality. Have you thought more as a Spanish person, or more on what that would mean to the British person? There are quite a few Spanish people working and living there, or vice-versa, British living in Spain. What does this all mean to them?
Many comments I’ve heard have to do with «whose fault it was»… thinking that it was the young vote who «brought this on».
This video:
Brexit, explained at a fast pace, including explanations of the process and exactly where they are at and what it means, and what is to be expected (so far).
I suggest that you take the time and print out the transcription, check out the interesting vocabulary, and watch the video a few times. This is a fast pace, even if English was your first language, so please, do not get frustrated.
Suggestions on how to listen:
- Lower level: Print out the trancription, underline key vocabulary. Listen to the video and detect when those words are said, underlining as you go.
- Mid – high level: Read the transcription once through, at a normal pace, not looking up vocabulary. After doing so, write down some pertinent questions. These questions can be related to the text, or about things that you are not sure if you read or not, searching for information.
- Listen to the video without the transcript, looking for this information.
- The second time around, listen with the trancript, stopping when necessary.
- High level: listen and enjoy. After having heard it once, write down some questions for yourself, and listen again. See how you do.
Transcript:
Elderly couple wins big and the reaction is priceless
This is the «million dollar question»… and it’s great for level testing in English, so, I’ve heard quite a few responses. MUCH to my surprise… when I interview a group of people who happen to work in a bank… well, what do you think, are their responses similar? AS a matter of fact, they are. And I must say, quite similar to what this elderly couple has done, with a few differences.
When I use this for level testing – I’m looking for your use of the conditional. This is the classic 2nd condition, which seems to be so difficult for most. The use of the past to speak about something hypothetical. hmmm.
Try using this model, and let’s see your responses. I’m not looking for honesty, I’m looking for a good laugh, or creativity, or just a good conversation.
What would you do if you won two million Euros?
If I won (past simple) to million Euros, I would go (would + infinitive without to) on a trip around the world.
NOW I’VE USED THAT ANSWER – so you can’t! Please… try and not repeat previous answers 🙂
Suggestions for more comment: comment on the Banfield’s reaction to their win. The vocab is actually quite good for practice!
Link to original article in the Mirror: Britain’s oldest lottery winners are staying put in house they bought for £2,000
Text for original article:
EXCLUSIVE Dennis Banfield, 87, and wife Shirley, 83, who scooped an £18million jackpot, have been married for 60 years and lived in the same house in Winterbourne, Glos, for most of them.
They could have bought a mansion, but Britain’s oldest lottery winners are returning to their modest home of 57 years – after spending four months living in a budget hotel.
Dennis Banfield, 87, and wife Shirley, 83, have been married for 60 years and lived in the same house for most of them.
They scooped an £18million jackpot in February, but rather than move into a plush new pad, the couple have opted to renovate their family home.
They brought up their two daughters there after buying the property in 1961 – when the average house in Winterbourne, Glos, cost just £2,000.
Speaking outside the hotel yesterday, the couple said they are looking forward to moving back into their home before Christmas.
Shirley said: “We decided to stay in the house and just have the whole of the inside of it completely redone.
“We’ve been there for 57 years now. We know the area, the house is not overlooked, it’s got a lovely big driveway.
“We’ve gone back to see it as it’s been done up.
“There’s still a bit of a way to go on it, but we’re hoping to move back in within the next fortnight – we’ll definitely be back in in time for Christmas.”
The three-bed property has a current estimated market value of £316,000.
The front garden is still full of fittings that have been torn out for the renovations and a large skip in the front garden is full of plasterboard – with a decorator’s van and a skip parked outside.
But the generous couple, who have given away a lot of their winnings to charity, revealed they are simply looking forward to moving back and spending a quiet Christmas at home with family.
That includes their daughters – with whom they split their lottery winnings.
The elderly couple also revealed they had told Tina, 55, and Karen, 52, that they always played for them, to secure their future.
The Banfields split the money three ways, Tina and Karen getting just over £6million each, with Dennis and Shirley keeping the remaining third for themselves.
Shirley said: “They have both bought new houses with their share of the money. It means a lot to us to know they are looked after.”
As to their own share, Shirley explained: “We’ve given a lot of it away in lump sums.
“We’ve been able to give to the cancer units, to the children’s hospital, as well as helping out our community in Winterbourne – and giving to the chapel and the community association.
“I wouldn’t say the money has changed us – it’s only prompted us to better other people.
“We can’t exactly go jetting off on a round-the-world adventure at our age.”
However, when the couple won the £18,139,352 jackpot in February, Dennis had to wipe away tears of joy as his family revealed it was he who had bought the ticket form his local shop.
Dennis, who worked for 40 years at South Western Electricity Board, said at the time: “All that has ever mattered to Shirley and I is that the girls are OK. To know they are, is a wonderful feeling.”
He added: “While I didn’t think I would be interested in a new car, it is rather tempting.
“Although, with my dodgy knee, I might need to get a chauffeur to go with the car.”
Meanwhile, the search for the winner of a £76million lotto prize is intensifying, with just days to go till the 5pm Sunday deadline.
The winning ticket was bought in the Boston and Skegness region of Lincolnshire for the November 2 draw.
Numeracy Skills – the basics
Is there much of a difference between generations of people you know? When I first came to Spain, I was impressed about the general skills that most anybody had concerning math, culture, language. It seemed to be like a very sound and broad education. I’m not quite sure I still think the same. Read on and lets comment!
Numeracy Skills Count
Improved numeracy skills lead to better paid jobs, greater well-being and a less stressful life.
Numeracy skills are not just for scientists, accountants and the tax man, many professions require at least a basic level of understanding when it comes to numeracy and mathematics. Take some time to develop your numeracy skills – it’s never too late to learn.
Chris Humphries, Chairman of National Numeracy, talking to the BBC said:
“It is simply inexcusable for anyone to say ‘I can’t do maths.’”
He continued to suggest that many people cannot get jobs because they struggle to read graphs and interpret documents, while plumbers may find it difficult to do the necessary calculations to install a boiler and as a result lose income.
Careers New Zealand suggests that basic numeracy, needed for the workforce, should include:
- Counting quantities for a customer.
- The use of percentages and subtraction when giving a discount.
- Using division when calculating costs per head.
- Measuring the area of shapes.
- Calculating fuel consumption.
- Understanding tables in reports and interpreting graphs.
It may come as a surprise that almost half of the working-age population (17 million) of England have numeracy skills equivalent to those expected for an 11 year-old child.
This problem is not unique to England or the UK.
In Australia business leaders were asked how poor numeracy affected their businesses. Over three-quarters of respondents said that their businesses were affected with almost 40% reporting a moderate to high effect.
In the USA over a third of all school-age American students are scoring ‘below basic’ on the National Assessment of Educational Progress.
Poor numeracy is a huge problem that affects people and organisations in ways that are not immediately obvious.
Adults with poor numeracy skills are twice as likely to be unemployed than those who enjoy some competency in numeracy. Those adults with at least basic numeracy skills can expect to earn a quarter more than those who lack the necessary skills to solve basic mathematical problems.
Those with poor numeracy skills are less likely to be able to save money on day-to-day affairs, like a visit to the supermarket.
Furthermore they are less likely to be able to find or negotiate the best deals on financial products and therefore more likely to pay higher levels of interest on higher levels of debt. It is well documented that debt problems can lead to stress and/or depression. Between a third and a half of people with poor numeracy skills have a desire to improve them and less than 4% have actually attended any numeracy classes.
- We highly recommend reading the original article (it is more extense).
British Slang
Link to original video on Youtube
Both of these actresses have an excellent pronunciation. I have a feeling that many of our students would be surprised at the lack of vocabulary that both continents share.
The truth is, slang, or even everyday sayings are quite particular to specific areas. so – no – I didn’t know ANY of these expressions! Now – my question for you – did you get any of them from either the American version or the British version? HA – let’s see what you have to comment!
Below is the transcript – but if I were you, I wouldn’t look the first couple of times around.
What would it take to move somewhere similar?
I came across this gem of an article yesterday. It contains a series of mini-interviews with different people who had decided at some point to move to this remote village, only accessible by boat or a rugged hike. Who would do that, and why? You may be surprised, it’s not a village full of criminals, I’ll tell you that!
Suggested work:
- Write down a mini description of who you think would just pick up and leave to take on such an endeavour.
- Describe the type of village that you actually would move to, if you had to live off the grid.
On a remote peninsula in the north-west Highlands of Scotland is the small off-grid community of Scoraig.
Accessible only by boat or a five-mile walk, the residents of Scoraig live in relative isolation, partly powering their homes and school with wind power. Among the inhabitants are crofters with cattle and sheep, a violin maker, a Russian translator, volunteers and a part-time postal worker.
Earlier this year, photographer Ed Gold lived alongside the community, documenting people’s lives and exploring what drove them to move to this remote location.
Lisa, 54
«I have been here 23 years. I don’t think it is very remote really in the sense that people think about remoteness – but it’s inaccessibility, which I think is appealing.
«It’s by no means idealistic and it has its own hardships of the wind and the rain.
«You are exposed to the elements – but that’s good also as you are aware of what the weather is doing all the time and you’re very much in touch with nature and the elements and life.
«We’re an ageing population but I guess the bulk of us are between 40 and 65.
«There are not so many people that are younger than us, apart from the kids obviously.
«I am the post-person three days a week, sub-contracted by the Royal Mail.
«I am responsible for everybody’s important post and for transporting it across the loch as dryly and as safely as possible.
«I have a sea-taxi business, which runs a regular sea-ferry service, but a lot of people have their own boat and there is also a communal boat.»
Hugh, 65
«I came here in 1975. I was brought up in Edinburgh and my background is in maths and physics.
«When I first came to live here, we didn’t have electricity in the first few years.
«Wind seemed like an obvious way to make power and was a very exciting way to produce renewable energy.
«I was active earlier than a lot of others with wind power.
«There was a time when if you typed «wind power» into Google, my webpage was on the first page that came up – but those days are long gone.
«Through the internet, I have a large international network of design enthusiasts that follow, like and continue to use my design approach and teaching courses.
«I live here because it is very beautiful and I like the off-grid lifestyle.
«It’s not about moral superiority – it’s more to do with having more control over your own hands-on environment.
«It’s attractive to me to grow my own veg and make my own power rather than be part of a big machine.»
Luke, 36
«I grew up on the Isle of Wight and didn’t leave until I was 17.
«After my apprenticeship, I built aluminium catamarans for offshore wind farms and large blades for wind turbines – but I was after something that was more manageable that was easier to build for myself.
«A friend of mine stumbled across this place.
«He was travelling across Ireland and Scotland and came across Hugh’s name and that he was building windmills.
«So that was how I found out about here and it inspired me.
«We also used to come up to Scotland on holiday although we only moved four years ago.»
«It was good for us to move up here – no regrets really.
«The biggest downside is the high school being in Ullapool, so the kids will have to go and stay away all week and that will be difficult for us as we are a close family.
«As the children get older we want them to have the independence to build their own dwellings here.
«They might all want to move away and do their own thing – but it is a great stepping stone to have their own land and it’s a big achievement from a young age.»
Chisa, 28
«If you speak to anybody here, they will all say that they are getting away from the value system that tells you you ought to be this way or that way, to be valued by your peers or whatever it is which doesn’t resonate with everybody.
«They are trying to create their own idea of utopia.
«I’m here for more selfish reasons – I don’t want to be surrounded by other people’s judgements.
«I have now been here for five years. I came here as a couple, with our son, but we have now split up but still both live here.
«Every year, I go back to Russia and leave my son with my ex.
«I love it because I enjoy the ballet I can do there and I prefer the mentality, the toughness and resilience to change.
«Russians have an ability to withstand anything.»
Bev, 79
«I was living in rural Northants, a nine-to-five scientist working for an electronics company in a laboratory.
«My wife, Gill, and I came up here for a holiday and we got hooked on the idea of living here.
«For one thing, I’d always wanted to build my own house and Gill liked the idea as there was a good primary school here for our three children.
«It was much more difficult to get here in those days, lots of single track roads and we didn’t have reliable motors on our boats and only one telephone box and no mobile phones.
«When we had visitors, they’d write a letter to us and we’d tell them to drive on to the pier in their car and we’d look out for them with our binoculars.
«I got a job as the part time postman when we moved up here and did that for eight years, by which time I had got a reputation as a violin maker so I gave up the post.
«Most people go to a violin school – but I had a young family at the time, so I couldn’t afford that.
«I taught myself from books and other makers – I used to go to exhibitions and competitions.
«I won a national violin-making competition in 1986 that gave my career a boost.
«The census records in 1871 say there was over 380 people here, all Gaelic speakers.
«You can just see how many ruins there are around here and each one would have been supporting a large family.
«It was worrying a few years ago when the primary school population went down to two but now it is seven and a lot of babies are in the pipeline too.»
Aggie, 65
«The first time I came here, it just felt like home to me. It was November 1975.
«It worried me slightly that we moved here as I cannot swim and I had young children.
«We needed somewhere to live and it wasn’t enough to put me off as we had the option to walk in and out as well.
«I like living here because I like to know where everything comes from, to know myself what the situation is with my electricity and what to do when it goes wrong and the same goes for the water too.
«I think we were very lucky to have Hugh come here and do his windmills.
«By now, I guess, solar would have come in if wind hadn’t – and we were just relying on Tilley lamps.
«Everybody expects washing machines now here and everybody has one apart from me. I’m the last person washing by hand here.»
Natalie, 37
«I’ve had five visits here now as I’m interested in communities.
«Some sailors I met on Shetland called me a drifter and I quite liked that.
«Somebody wrote a song abut me called Natalie the Nomad. It’s what I do – I just drift along with what’s happening.
«I think it would be easier for my parents if I lived an ordinary life – they struggle and they worry. But I have never met anyone who gives me a hard time.
«People try to get me into the ordinary – it’s hard for people to understand that I don’t want a job or to pay the price for what comes with it.
«Generally, if you have a job you are part of the monetary system. I do spend money – but it’s a choice.
«I mean, when do you ever really have to spend money? You can always say no. What do I really have to do in life, except breathing?»
Dale, 47
«I was fed up with working in an office all day looking at a screen and having to pay to go to a gym to keep fit.
«I was fed up with all the people – it would take me 40 minutes to drive seven miles to get into work.
«We could have moved not so far away but I had been to Scotland a few times and fancied it.
«There is a proper sense of community here, which I think is lacking in other parts of the country.
«Everybody knows everybody and everybody helps each other out.
«It’s the environmental thing, where you can live from solar and wind power and you don’t need coal and nuclear power.
«And because you know what you are consuming, where your water comes from and your power, you are always going to be environmentally friendly.
«I used to preach about environmental stuff and then go home and put my 48in flat-screen TV on – but here, you can really live it.»

