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Ellen Found the Funniest Commercials

This is an excerpt from the popular tv show Ellen. She and her team have selected some funny videos for commentary.

Ellen is quite easy to follow for all English speaking levels and always has something pleasant and fun to say. Remember, it’s never important to understand every word being said (but that is a completely different lesson!).

Now, for the topic at hand, this video.  Comedy is always a risk factor in publicity, as it is extremely cultural.  What is funny in some cultures, is not in others.  I personally think that this gap is being reduced with time, and with the internet and a higher influence of multi-cultural influences, our humour is changing, or at least we can understand the motives behind jokes.

These choices of funny commercials use a slogan quite often as a punchline.

Comments/Food for thought, don’t forget that you can send homework to the following email address if you do not have an assigned teacher with us (empresas@metodoelingua.es ):

  • Look for the punchline for every commercial and write about it, explain the joke.
  • You can take this exercise a step further, add in some personal thoughts as to any cultural differences, exaggerations, general observations.
  • Write questions that you would ask students if you were the teacher.
  • There are links to dictionaries to help you out, in the transcript below.

Transcript:

Ellen:  Well, we always love finding funny commercials to share with you all. Here are some of our recent favourites. This is a commercial for its, it’s… a commercial in Vancouver Canada for Science World. Very funny.

Commercial 1:

  • Ah, perfect timing, you remember Anette1.
  • Of course.
  • Smooch
  • And you must be Jeffries2.
  • Smooch
  • And, this is Linda from3
  • Smooch
  • Linda…
  • Smooch
  • Deb, you old dog, how’s that golf game?4
  • Smooch
  • Slogan: Shaking hands spreads more germs than kissing.
  • So, it doesn’t really seem like a Tuesday, does it?

Ellen:  Naaaa.  That would be weird.  Ahh, this is a Fedex commercial.

Commercial 2:

  • Fedex Ground will get this5 to Cleveland on Wednesday.
  • Fedex, aren’t they a little pricey?
  • Ned, you’re always wrong.
  • How am I always wrong?
  • Ok, let’s review. Steely Dan is not one person. We get fringe benefits, not French benefits. James Dean is an actor, Jimmy Dean makes sausage.  You know what Ned? It’s not the leaning tower of Pizza.
  • So, Fedex isn’t too expensive?
  • Shakes head.
  • We don’t get French benefits?
  • Sogan: Fedex Ground Reliability for less than you think.6

Ellen:  Naa, they don’t get French benefits. And ahh, this is Big Pond Broad Band. Very funny.

Commercial 3:

  • First day on holiday, how good is this? Hotel right on the beach7, …
  • “Hi dad”…
  • Can’t believe we got it so cheap.
  • Look out. It’s all right.
  • Research Holidays Properly.

Ellen:  Ahh, it’s a shame. And this is a commercial for Conforma, a French furniture company.

Commercial 4:

  • Slogan: To each his own style, to each his own kitchen.

Vocab/ ways of speaking to pay attention to:

  1. “you remember Anette.” Useful when re-introducing people, just to ensure that they remember each other’s name, or just to be polite.
  2. and you must be Jeffries” A useful way of being polite, and letting somebody know that you know who they are. This often implies that somebody has spoken positively about this person in the past.
  3. This is Linda from…” You can say this when you want to say where a person works, not only their country or city of origin.
  4. How’s that golf game? “ A very common mistake I tend to see is for the Spanish expression “Qué tal” … o “cómo es…”  I think it is worth stopping to think and compare your thoughts with a simple English sentence “How are you?”:
    • For example… how would you say “¿Cómo es ella?” y cómo dirías “”Qué tal está ella?”.
    • Pues es igual cuando nos referimos a otras cosas que no son personas, por ejemplo, un partido de golf. Piensa en la diferencia de las frases:
    • “How is your golf game?” y “What is a golf game like”.
    • How is your golf game? “Fantastic, improving, horrible…”
    • What is a golf game like? Entertaining, boring, long, tiring, challenging, fun, etc.”
  5. “…will get this to”… the use of get…I dare you to look up the dictionary form (follow the link)… it looks complicated, right? Now just think of these to sentences:
    • I am married. Vs. I got married on June 15th.
    • I am here. I got here by bus.
    • If you translate, it’s a bit complicated (remember the definitions!), however, if you think of change… well then, it’s a bit easier.
    • We use get quite often in English to replace the use of reflexive verbs (me enfado, me cambio, me mojo…), which we really don’t use.
    • We use get to refer to any change which we would like to imply. Get is the difference from “being” in a state or place, to the way or change to get there.
    • To get married – casarse
    • To get somewhere, llegar a un sitio
    • to get angry – enfadarse etc.
    • In this commercial, Fedex will get this to Cleveland . is the same as saying “deliver”, but it’s expressing the difference from being in Cleveland to the change to Cleveland. “Get it?” J (this is a common expression to say, do you understand?)
  6. “… for less than you think…” an expression commonly used to express a good price or deal.
  7. On the beach….” Cuando pensamos en algo que podría ser “linear” (una calle, una playa, la via del tren…) usamos “on” como preposición.

OK… enough for one day.  Try and start using these expressions in your every day, any questions? WRITE ME (empresas@metodoelingua.es )! Include them in the comments section, we’d be happy to help!

Enjoy!

 

Part 5, Final Part of Netflix Series of Articles… and the Aftermath?

Closing our series of articles commenting on how Netflix reinvented HR.  This is an interview asking about the aftermath of the strategic changes implemented in the company.  I find it easy reading with interesting vocabulary, with nothing much else to add.  Wouldn’t it be wonderful to actually be able to make such changes and see how things panned out afterwards?  Don’t forget to comment below or send personal work to: empresas@metodoelingua.es  My suggestion for homework, rewrite the interview with other words, to mean the same thing.

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Crafting a Culture of Excellence

Netflix founder and CEO Reed Hastings discusses the company’s unconventional HR practices.

HBR: Why did you write the Netflix culture deck?
Hastings:
 It’s our version of Letters to a Young Poet for budding entrepreneurs. It’s what we wish we had understood when we started. More than 100 people at Netflix have made major contributions to the deck, and we have more improvements coming.

Many of the ideas in it seem like common sense, but they go against traditional HR practices. Why aren’t companies more innovative when it comes to talent management?
As a society, we’ve had hundreds of years to work on managing industrial firms, so a lot of accepted HR practices are centered in that experience. We’re just beginning to learn how to run creative firms, which is quite different. Industrial firms thrive on reducing variation (manufacturing errors); creative firms thrive on increasing variation (innovation).

What reactions have you gotten from your peers to steps such as abolishing formal vacation and performance review policies? In general, do you think other companies admire your HR innovations or look askance at them?
My peers are mostly in the creative sector, and many of the ideas in our culture deck came from them. We are all learning from one another.

Which idea in the culture deck was the hardest sell with employees?
“Adequate performance gets a generous severance package.” It’s a pretty blunt statement of our hunger for excellence.

Have any of your talent management innovations been total flops?
Not so far.

Patty talks about how leaders should model appropriate behaviors to help people adapt to an environment with fewer formal controls. With that in mind, how many days off did you take in 2013?
“Days off” is a very industrial concept, like being “at the office.” I find Netflix fun to think about, so there are probably no 24-hour periods when I never think about work. But I did take three or four weeklong family trips over the past year, which were both stimulating and relaxing.

 

Managers Own the Job of Creating Great Teams How Netflix reinvented HR, bit by bit. PART FOUR.

This time, before while you are reading, try and replace the words in bold.  Any questions? Remember, the purpose of these articles is to practice usefull language, in an environment where it’s ok to make mistakes. We want to practice, practice, practice.  So… send us your work, and we will correct it! empresas@metodoelingua.es

 

How Netflix reinvented HR, bit by bit. PART FOUR.

Go to the original article here.

Managers Own the Job of Creating Great Teams

Discussing the military’s performance during the Iraq War, Donald Rumsfeld, the former defence secretary, once famously said, “You go to war with the army you have, not the army you might want or wish to have at a later time.” When I talk to managers about creating great teams, I tell them to approach the process in exactly the opposite way.

In my consulting work, I ask managers to imagine a documentary about what their team is accomplishing six months from now. What specific results do they see? How is the work different from what the team is doing today? Next I ask them to think about the skills needed to make the images in the movie become reality. Nowhere in the early stages of the process do I advise them to think about the team they actually have. Only after they’ve done the work of envisioning the ideal outcome and the skill set necessary to achieve it should they analyze how well their existing team matches what they need.

If you’re in a fast-changing business environment, you’re probably looking at a lot of mismatches. In that case, you need to have honest conversations about letting some team members find a place where their skills are a better fit. You also need to recruit people with the right skills.

We faced the latter challenge at Netflix in a fairly dramatic way as we began to shift from DVDs by mail to a streaming service. We had to store massive volumes of files in the cloud and figure out how huge numbers of people could reliably access them. (By some estimates, up to a third of peak residential internet traffic in the U.S. comes from customers streaming Netflix movies.) So we needed to find people deeply experienced with cloud services who worked for companies that operate on a giant scale—companies like Amazon, eBay, Google, and Facebook, which aren’t the easiest places to hire someone away from.

Our compensation philosophy helped a lot. Most of its principles stem from ideals described earlier: Be honest, and treat people like adults. For instance, during my tenure Netflix didn’t pay performance bonuses, because we believed that they’re unnecessary if you hire the right people. If your employees are fully formed adults who put the company first, an annual bonus won’t make them work harder or smarter. We also believed in market-based pay and would tell employees that it was smart to interview with competitors when they had the chance, in order to get a good sense of the market rate for their talent. Many HR people dislike it when employees talk to recruiters, but I always told employees to take the call, ask how much, and send me the number—it’s valuable information.

In addition, we used equity compensation much differently from the way most companies do. Instead of larding stock options on top of a competitive salary, we let employees choose how much (if any) of their compensation would be in the form of equity. If employees wanted stock options, we reduced their salaries accordingly. We believed that they were sophisticated enough to understand the trade-offs, judge their personal tolerance for risk, and decide what was best for them and their families. We distributed options every month, at a slight discount from the market price. We had no vesting period—the options could be cashed in immediately. Most tech companies have a four-year vesting schedule and try to use options as “golden handcuffs” to aid retention, but we never thought that made sense. If you see a better opportunity elsewhere, you should be allowed to take what you’ve earned and leave. If you no longer want to work with us, we don’t want to hold you hostage.

We continually told managers that building a great team was their most important task. We didn’t measure them on whether they were excellent coaches or mentors or got their paperwork done on time. Great teams accomplish great work, and recruiting the right team was the top priority.

Jamie Oliver’s hints as to how not to waste food

Do you already follow any of these practices?

Anything surprise you?

Go to original video by clicking here (to see English subtitles!)

This is a little gem for vocabulary… so, let’s start the competition.

Try naming the different foods as he goes along.  Too many?  Too easy? Too difficult?

Change the challenge… tell me… what VERBS does he use?

I realise that we’re doing a bit of publicity for Hotpoint here, but I think it’s a worthwhile exchange for spending a little time with Jamie!

Don’t forget to comment or to send your papers to your teacher or to: empresas@metodoelingua.es (if you don’t currently have a teacher with us, that’s not a problem, we’d love to help you out at enjoying your English).

 

Everybody has an ongoing say vs. PIPs

How does your annual review change your working habits? This is the thought behind this article, and NETFLIX set out to save time and uncomfortable situations.  I think they did it, and it makes sense.  Enjoy this part of the article, below.  Remember, you can access the complete original article here.

Look at how this vocabulary is used, can you make sentences with it, or use parts of the sentences for yourself?

  1. To measure performance
  2. to get rid of someone
  3. Performance Improvement Plans (PIPs)
  4. To figure out how
  5. Why bother?
  6. play out
  7. shortcomings
  8. consistently rewarded for being great at her job
  9. skills no longer apply
  10. severance package
  11. People were asked to identify things that colleagues should stop, start, or continue

 

What do you think about eliminating PIPs in your company, as HR?

What would you think of having informal 360 reviews, as an employee?

COMMENT BELOW!!

 

How Netflix reinvented HR, bit by bit. PART TWO.

Tell the Truth About Performance

Many years ago we eliminated formal reviews. We had held them for a while but came to realize they didn’t make sense—they were too ritualistic and too infrequent. So we asked managers and employees to have conversations about performance as an organic part of their work. In many functions—sales, engineering, product development—it’s fairly obvious how well people are doing. (As companies develop better analytics to measure performance, this becomes even truer.) Building a bureaucracy and elaborate rituals around measuring performance usually doesn’t improve it.

Traditional corporate performance reviews are driven largely by fear of litigation. The theory is that if you want to get rid of someone, you need a paper trail documenting a history of poor achievement. At many companies, low performers are placed on “Performance Improvement Plans.” I detest PIPs. I think they’re fundamentally dishonest: They never accomplish what their name implies.

One Netflix manager requested a PIP for a quality assurance engineer named Maria, who had been hired to help develop our streaming service. The technology was new, and it was evolving very quickly. Maria’s job was to find bugs. She was fast, intuitive, and hardworking. But in time we figured out how to automate the QA tests. Maria didn’t like automation and wasn’t particularly good at it. Her new boss (brought in to create a world-class automation tools team) told me he wanted to start a PIP with her.

I replied, “Why bother? We know how this will play out. You’ll write up objectives and deliverables for her to achieve, which she can’t, because she lacks the skills. Every Wednesday you’ll take time away from your real work to discuss (and document) her shortcomings. You won’t sleep on Tuesday nights, because you’ll know it will be an awful meeting, and the same will be true for her. After a few weeks there will be tears. This will go on for three months. The entire team will know. And at the end you’ll fire her. None of this will make any sense to her, because for five years she’s been consistently rewarded for being great at her job—a job that basically doesn’t exist anymore. Tell me again how Netflix benefits?

“Instead, let’s just tell the truth: Technology has changed, the company has changed, and Maria’s skills no longer apply. This won’t be a surprise to her: She’s been in the trenches, watching the work around her shift. Give her a great severance package—which, when she signs the documents, will dramatically reduce (if not eliminate) the chance of a lawsuit.” In my experience, people can handle anything as long as they’re told the truth—and this proved to be the case with Maria.

When we stopped doing formal performance reviews, we instituted informal 360-degree reviews. We kept them fairly simple: People were asked to identify things that colleagues should stop, start, or continue. In the beginning we used an anonymous software system, but over time we shifted to signed feedback, and many teams held their 360s face-to-face.

HR people can’t believe that a company the size of Netflix doesn’t hold annual reviews. “Are you making this up just to upset us?” they ask. I’m not. If you talk simply and honestly about performance on a regular basis, you can get good results—probably better ones than a company that grades everyone on a five-point scale.

 

An Honour Policy for Time-off? Really?

How Netflix reinvented HR, bit by bit. PART TWO.

You can catch up on PART ONE and read the beginning of this article.  I believe it’s worth it.

Link to the original article.

Vocabulary to investigate before reading (links with meaning and pronunciation):

Food for thought:

  1. Would you consider this to be a reasonable policy to put forth in your company?
  2. Have you heard of any other company doing this?

COMMENT BELOW!!

PART TWO

With these two overarching principles in mind, we shaped our approach to talent using the five tenets below.

Hire, Reward, and Tolerate Only Fully Formed Adults

Over the years we learned that if we asked people to rely on logic and common sense instead of on formal policies, most of the time we would get better results, and at lower cost. If you’re careful to hire people who will put the company’s interests first, who understand and support the desire for a high-performance workplace, 97% of your employees will do the right thing. Most companies spend endless time and money writing and enforcing HR policies to deal with problems the other 3% might cause. Instead, we tried really hard to not hire those people, and we let them go if it turned out we’d made a hiring mistake.

Adultlike behaviour means talking openly about issues with your boss, your colleagues, and your subordinates. It means recognizing that even in companies with reams of HR policies, those policies are frequently skirted as managers and their reports work out what makes sense on a case-by-case basis.

Let me offer two examples.

When Netflix launched, we had a standard paid-time-off policy: People got 10 vacation days, 10 holidays, and a few sick days. We used an honour system—employees kept track of the days they took off and let their managers know when they’d be out. After we went public, our auditors freaked. They said Sarbanes-Oxley mandated that we account for time off. We considered instituting a formal tracking system. But then Reed asked, “Are companies required to give time off? If not, can’t we just handle it informally and skip the accounting rigmarole?” I did some research and found that, indeed, no California law governed vacation time.

So instead of shifting to a formal system, we went in the opposite direction: Salaried employees were told to take whatever time they felt was appropriate. Bosses and employees were asked to work it out with one another. (Hourly workers in call centres and warehouses were given a more structured policy.) We did provide some guidance. If you worked in accounting or finance, you shouldn’t plan to be out during the beginning or the end of a quarter, because those were busy times. If you wanted 30 days off in a row, you needed to meet with HR. Senior leaders were urged to take vacations and to let people know about them—they were role models for the policy. (Most were happy to comply.) Some people worried about whether the system would be inconsistent—whether some bosses would allow tons of time off while others would be stingy. In general, I worried more about fairness than consistency, because the reality is that in any organization, the highest-performing and most valuable employees get more leeway.

The company’s expense policy is five words long: “Act in Netflix’s best interests.”

We also departed from a formal travel and expense policy and decided to simply require adultlike behaviour there, too. The company’s expense policy is five words long: “Act in Netflix’s best interests.” In talking that through with employees, we said we expected them to spend company money frugally, as if it were their own. Eliminating a formal policy and forgoing expense account police shifted responsibility to frontline managers, where it belongs. It also reduced costs: Many large companies still use travel agents (and pay their fees) to book trips, as a way to enforce travel policies. They could save money by letting employees book their own trips online. Like most Netflix managers, I had to have conversations periodically with employees who ate at lavish restaurants (meals that would have been fine for sales or recruiting, but not for eating alone or with a Netflix colleague). We kept an eye on our IT guys, who were prone to buying a lot of gadgets. But overall we found that expense accounts are another area where if you create a clear expectation of responsible behaviour, most employees will comply.

Is Stress Real?

Introduction:

I love this website, making the viewer see the world through comedy and with a less or more critical eye.  Sarcasm is indeed a very powerful tool.

Questions for thought:

  1. What do you do to deal with stress?
  2. Do you think that these thoughts are common?
  3. What would your recommendation be, if it varies from that of the presenter?
  4. Care to share your thoughts on the video?

 

 

 

Transcription for vocabulary:

https://www.theonion.com/is-stress-real-or-are-you-crazy-and-its-all-in-your-he-1826387707?utm_medium=sharefromsite&utm_source=The_Onion

 

The constant demands of modern life can seem mentally and physically overwhelming at times.

But is stress real or are you just weak and pathetic?

This is The Whole Body.

Juggling your many responsibilities may leave you feeling trapped and paralyzingly anxious.

But what you call stress is nothing more than a manifestation of your personal frailty filtered through your inability to function like all other normal people do.  The simple fact is, the shortness of breath you get when thinking about the pressures of your life, this only happens to you. Everyone else is totally fine.  You may think that you should be concerned about a bad breakup or a big project at work, but that is not how normal people react to those things.  None of your coworkers are worried about getting fired.  Nobody around you gets upset about their relationship with their parents, just you. Life throws the same problems at everyone.

Here is a normal person dealing with those problems, and here is you, not doing that at all, even though everyone else can.

When confronted with a demanding situation, the human body doesn’t get tense and jittery at all, only you do, because you’re a coward, who can’t deal with real life, and that needs to change.

Take a deep breath.  Isn’t that nice?  That’s how everyone except you feels all the time.  It’s that easy.  Even for big problems like war and disease, why do you care? You’re not fighting in a war. And even people who are don’t get upset about it like you do.  So you may think you have innumerable problems and obligations crushing you, but here’s the good news, you don’t.  Nothing is a problem.  Problems aren’t real. They only exist because you think about them.  And this weakness you have is causing you real problems, things like insomnia and high blood pressure that nobody else has to deal with. So when it comes to moving past this imaginary thing you call stress, all you need to remember is that the only thing wrong with you is you.

 

 

Modern Offices

http://www.cbc.ca/player/play/1239484483801/

Sometimes the best way to advance in your English is to think new thoughts with similar vocabulary. So… why don’t you share your first impressions of these modern offices?
Ask yourself some questions first:
Is this very productive?
What was the client’s reaction?
Can you describe the offices and the motivation behind the concept?

Enjoy!

The Importance of Services in E-Learning

The majority of people prefer learning in an actual classroom to learning on their own, in front of a computer.

From a student’s point of view, I understand that one may prefer a teacher. So I have to ask myself, why?  It may seem obvious, but the idea stems from the concept that nowadays, without any apparent obligation, we use the computer more and more in our free time, not only for working purposes.  We use the computer because we want to.  In the past, people resisted reading a book or the newspaper on the computer – not anymore.  I have not heard that comment for quite a while (“I prefer the scent of the paper”).

I’m sure that if you look closely at your daily routines, both personal and to do with work, you can easily see where technology has won the battle.

So, I ask again, why isn’t this the natural tendency with language training?

Because it shouldn’t be.  I firmly believe that one should not forget the value of a good teacher and a good professional.

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